That being said, my wife of the last eight years served me with a Petition for Dissolution of Marriage.
Believe me, I’m shocked too.
She’s under the impression I don’t care. Ridiculous assumption.
I know what you’re thinking, what the hell did I do? Let’s not judge me yet until you know the whole story. The way I see it, in the state of Arizona, I have approximately sixty days to make her fall back in love with me.
Easy enough, right?
You’ve clearly never met Madison.
Contains mature themes.